2.Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.
3.If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you
4.Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
5.The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
6.You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.
7.To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.
8.My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.
9.What I say is that, if a fellow really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.
10.Never forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave
11.If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.
12.One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
13.Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
14.Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.
15.You will be better advised to watch what we do instead of what we say
16.I suppose that every one of us hopes secretly for immortality; to leave, I mean, a name behind him which will live forever in this world, whatever he may be doing, himself, in the next.
17.No sensible author wants anything but praise.
18.Almost anyone can be an author; the business is to collect money and fame from this state of being.